The Questionnaire

"How would you make the world a better place? Radically raise the IQ and moral level of human beings."

Portrait illustration by Michael Netzer

What are you doing these days?
I’m pencilling two brand-new titles per month for Archie Comics: “Archie Loves Betty” and Archie Loves Veronica.” The first issue of each title will be on sale in July of this year (at least in the USA).

I’m also working on 21 full-color illustrations for a prose novel written by Stephen Pytak titled “The Wild Damned.”

Then, there’s a couple of fan commissions I still have to do.

What turns you on creatively?
Holistic vision, love, logic, courage … basically, all the virtues. Of corse, evil and villainy can be a big motivator, too. So, I guess just about EVERYTHING is a potential creative turn-on for me. LOL

So, let’s just say that existence turns me on creatively.

If you were a mind-reader whose mind would you like to read?
Do I only get to choose one? Er, how about “The Mind of God”?

If you could travel in time, which era would you visit?
The future.

What is your favorite sound?
What a question. Er, how about the sound of my lover’s sighs when she’s in the throes of orgasm …?

What is the album or song that influences you the most?
Don’t have just one. There’s far, far too many. I like just about all music except for Rap.

Who would you like to collaborate with? And why?
Anyone with high talent. Why? Because otherwise, what would be the point?

What drives you crazy?
Stupidity and greed.

What makes you laugh?
Paradox, ambiguity, and stupidity.

If you had 3 wishes what would they be?
Hmmm. First wish: to have absolute, unlimited power in every and all senses. Guess I’d need no more wishes after that.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
I once jumped from a parking deck to escape a pursuing bartender. I broke my heel bone with that stunt.

What makes you feel embarrassed?
Stupid people. Also: getting caught masturbating.

What are your favorite web-sites (not including the ones that you are participate in)?
Too many to list. I like to surf all over the place. I do avoid the right-wing, fascistic, and traditionally religious sites, though.

What is the silliest thing you have ever done?
I guess that might be the four years, from age 14 to age 18, when I was a born-again Christian.

How would you make the world a better place?
Radically raise the IQ and moral level of human beings.

What is your biggest weakness?
Procrastination.

Where will you be in 10 years?
Either still working as an artist and writer, or else filthy rich and on vacation, or dead.

Write a question that you’d like to ask yourself and answer it.
Question: Define God.
Answer: God is the infinite mystery of existence, not some anthropomorphic being in the sky.

Who would you like to see answer this Questionnaire?
An extraterrestrial.

Norm Breyfogle is a comic book artist and writer.

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